老爸老妈。。。
不是我不想早醒。。。
是因为我的鼻子作怪。。。
我不得已之下才睡迟的。。。
早醒的话。。。
我的鼻子可以打上1整天的喷嚏。。。
鼻涕可以拿几十个桶来装。。。
wantan也能把公用垃圾桶塞爆。。。
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
真人版
昨天看了名侦探柯南真人版电影3。。。
抱歉，我和其他柯南迷一样，
还是觉得真人版不那么讨喜。。。
我还是对manga版和anime版的比较情有独钟。。。
毕竟，人演的，
不管怎样演，都不能和画出来（想象）的人物如出一辙。。。
简单来说，没有那种feel和气势。。。
把第3部和前2部比起来，
总觉得，前2部比第3部好看多了。。。
不管是角色扮演方面还是故事剧情方面。。。
前2部的故事剧情虽然没有高潮迭起但是有紧张气氛的成分。。。
而且，前2部的演员比第3部的强多了。。。
前2部的演员演得很自然、很投入。。。
反而，
在第3部，演出及格的就只有毛利小五郎的角色而已。。。
还是觉得真人版不那么讨喜。。。
我还是对manga版和anime版的比较情有独钟。。。
毕竟，人演的，
不管怎样演，都不能和画出来（想象）的人物如出一辙。。。
简单来说，没有那种feel和气势。。。
把第3部和前2部比起来，
不管是角色扮演方面还是故事剧情方面。。。
前2部的故事剧情虽然没有高潮迭起但是有紧张气氛的成分。。。
而且，前2部的演员比第3部的强多了。。。
前2部的演员演得很自然、很投入。。。
反而，
在第3部，演出及格的就只有毛利小五郎的角色而已。。。
Monday, July 18, 2011
差啦！
在日本，
如果一位部长出言不逊、做了错误示范、属下做错事，
他会引咎辞职。。。
更严重，还会自杀。。。
地球是圆的。。。
换个地方。。。
在这里。。。
上述情况绝对不会发生。。。
对！！！
绝对不会发生。。。
100%不会发生。。。
以下是他们应付的对策。。。
1. 指着记者：“记者的错。。。他们断章取义。。。报道不实。。。他们不喜欢我，所以才这样对待我”
2. 维护属下，直指人民的错，人民不该这样、那样。。。
3. 编了一箩箩不合逻辑的谎言。。。
4. 短片里的人不是我，那主角身材像我、声音像我，但不是我。。。
5. XXX党诬陷我。。。
6. 自导自演一些短剧。。。
7. 说了一大堆不能苟同的大道理。。。
8. 这些钱用在对的地方，没有贪污，因为那个网页要管理，所以这笔钱是必须的。。。
9. 我用我的钱买的，从小储蓄的美德。。。
10. 我对人民很好的。。。我问心无愧。。。
11. 这是某某部的错，不是我负责的。。。
12. 他们要求太多了，他们以为他们是谁？！他们只是。。。。。。
13. 没有这回事，网络的错。。。
14. 我只是秉公办事，做我该做的。。。
15. 这是他们应得的报应。。。
16. 毁灭证据。。。
17. 篡改文件、照片、影片。。。
18. 还有还有，有些还是因为这样才出名，才获得晋升的机会。。。
如果一位部长出言不逊、做了错误示范、属下做错事，
他会引咎辞职。。。
更严重，还会自杀。。。
地球是圆的。。。
换个地方。。。
在这里。。。
上述情况绝对不会发生。。。
对！！！
绝对不会发生。。。
100%不会发生。。。
以下是他们应付的对策。。。
1. 指着记者：“记者的错。。。他们断章取义。。。报道不实。。。他们不喜欢我，所以才这样对待我”
2. 维护属下，直指人民的错，人民不该这样、那样。。。
3. 编了一箩箩不合逻辑的谎言。。。
4. 短片里的人不是我，那主角身材像我、声音像我，但不是我。。。
5. XXX党诬陷我。。。
6. 自导自演一些短剧。。。
7. 说了一大堆不能苟同的大道理。。。
8. 这些钱用在对的地方，没有贪污，因为那个网页要管理，所以这笔钱是必须的。。。
9. 我用我的钱买的，从小储蓄的美德。。。
10. 我对人民很好的。。。我问心无愧。。。
11. 这是某某部的错，不是我负责的。。。
12. 他们要求太多了，他们以为他们是谁？！他们只是。。。。。。
13. 没有这回事，网络的错。。。
14. 我只是秉公办事，做我该做的。。。
15. 这是他们应得的报应。。。
16. 毁灭证据。。。
17. 篡改文件、照片、影片。。。
18. 还有还有，有些还是因为这样才出名，才获得晋升的机会。。。
stubborn
super duper hate when the conversation is one-sided...
me,
really have no idea to talk with them...
find no way to communicate to some kind of these people...
me,
really have no idea to talk with them...
find no way to communicate to some kind of these people...
shut your mouth up
i dint say anything...
it dint mean that...
i agree to what you say...
it dint mean that...
i salute you...
it dint mean that...
you can split all your smelly saliva on my face!!!
there is always a limit to tolerate something...
so just keep your mouth shut!!!
it dint mean that...
i agree to what you say...
it dint mean that...
i salute you...
it dint mean that...
you can split all your smelly saliva on my face!!!
there is always a limit to tolerate something...
so just keep your mouth shut!!!
darker
i looked more tan after came back from vacation...
ahhhhhhhh~~~
i just succeed to bleach myself by staying at home 24/7...
now,everything come to zero again...
who you are
I stare at my reflection in the mirror:
"Why am I doing this to myself?"
Losing my mind on a tiny error,
I nearly left the real me on the shelf.
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay.
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
Just be true to who you are!
Brushing my hair, do I look perfect?
I forgot what to do to fit the mould, yeah!
The more I try the less it's working, yeah
'Cause everything inside me screams
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay.
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
But tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
There's nothing wrong with who you are!
Yes, no's, egos, fake shows, like WOAH!
Just go, and leave me alone!
Real talk, real life, good love, goodnight,
With a smile, that's my home!
That's my home, no...
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay...
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
Just be true to who you are!
yeah yeah yeah
"Why am I doing this to myself?"
Losing my mind on a tiny error,
I nearly left the real me on the shelf.
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay.
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
Just be true to who you are!
Brushing my hair, do I look perfect?
I forgot what to do to fit the mould, yeah!
The more I try the less it's working, yeah
'Cause everything inside me screams
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay.
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
But tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
There's nothing wrong with who you are!
Yes, no's, egos, fake shows, like WOAH!
Just go, and leave me alone!
Real talk, real life, good love, goodnight,
With a smile, that's my home!
That's my home, no...
No, no, no, no, no...
Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
It's okay not to be okay...
Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
Just be true to who you are!
yeah yeah yeah
price tag
Okay, Coconut man, Moon Heads and Pea
You ready
Seems like everybody's got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the sale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop, for a minute and
Smile
Why is everybody so serious
Acting so damn mysterious
Got your shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can't even have a good time
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We're paying with love tonight
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Okay!
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all unite
And it wasn't low blows and video hoes,
Am I the only one getting tired
Why is everybody so obsessed
Money can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we'll be feeling Alright.
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We're paying with love tonight
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/jessie-j-lyrics/price-tag-lyrics.html ]
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Yeah yeah
Well, keep the price tag
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings and a half stACK.
And you can keep the cars
Leave me the garage
And all I..
Yes all I need are keys and guitars
And its with in 30 seconds I'm leaving to Mars
Yeah we leaping across these undefeatable odds
Its like this man, you can't put a price on the life
We do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice everynight
So we aint gon stumble and fall never
Waiting to see this in the sign of defeat uh uh
So we gon keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat and then everyone sing
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
You ready
Seems like everybody's got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the sale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop, for a minute and
Smile
Why is everybody so serious
Acting so damn mysterious
Got your shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can't even have a good time
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We're paying with love tonight
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Okay!
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all unite
And it wasn't low blows and video hoes,
Am I the only one getting tired
Why is everybody so obsessed
Money can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we'll be feeling Alright.
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We're paying with love tonight
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/jessie-j-lyrics/price-tag-lyrics.html ]
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
Yeah yeah
Well, keep the price tag
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings and a half stACK.
And you can keep the cars
Leave me the garage
And all I..
Yes all I need are keys and guitars
And its with in 30 seconds I'm leaving to Mars
Yeah we leaping across these undefeatable odds
Its like this man, you can't put a price on the life
We do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice everynight
So we aint gon stumble and fall never
Waiting to see this in the sign of defeat uh uh
So we gon keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat and then everyone sing
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Chang Cha-Chang.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Blang Ba-Blang
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.
nobody's perfect
When I'm nervous I have this thing, yeah, I talk too much
Sometimes I just can't shut the hell up
It's like I need to tell someone, anyone who'll listen
And that's where I seem to fuck up
Yeah, I forget about the consequences
For a minute there I lose my senses
And in the heat of the moment my mouth starts going
The words start flowing, oh
But I never meant to hurt you
I know it's time that I learned to
Treat the people I love like I wanna be loved
This is a lesson learned
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
Don't tell me you can't forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobody's perfect, no
If I could turn back the hands of time
I swear I never would've crossed that line
I should of kept it between us
But, no, I went and told the whole world how I feel and oh
So I sit and I realize
With these tears falling from my eyes
I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever
I promise that I'm gonna try
But I never meant to hurt you
I know it's time that I learned to
Treat the people I love like I wanna be loved
This is a lesson learned
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
So don't tell me you can't forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobody's perfect
I'm not a saint, no, not at all, but what I did, it wasn't cool
But I swear that I'll never do that again to you, oh
I'm not a saint, no, not at all, but what I did, it wasn't cool
But I swear that I'll never do that again to you, yeah
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
So don't tell me you can't forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect, no
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
So tell me you can forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect, yeah, yeah, whoa
Don't tell me, don't tell
Don't tell me you can't forgive me
No, no, no, no
'Cause nobody's perfect, no
Sometimes I just can't shut the hell up
It's like I need to tell someone, anyone who'll listen
And that's where I seem to fuck up
Yeah, I forget about the consequences
For a minute there I lose my senses
And in the heat of the moment my mouth starts going
The words start flowing, oh
But I never meant to hurt you
I know it's time that I learned to
Treat the people I love like I wanna be loved
This is a lesson learned
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
Don't tell me you can't forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobody's perfect, no
If I could turn back the hands of time
I swear I never would've crossed that line
I should of kept it between us
But, no, I went and told the whole world how I feel and oh
So I sit and I realize
With these tears falling from my eyes
I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever
I promise that I'm gonna try
But I never meant to hurt you
I know it's time that I learned to
Treat the people I love like I wanna be loved
This is a lesson learned
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
So don't tell me you can't forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobody's perfect
I'm not a saint, no, not at all, but what I did, it wasn't cool
But I swear that I'll never do that again to you, oh
I'm not a saint, no, not at all, but what I did, it wasn't cool
But I swear that I'll never do that again to you, yeah
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
So don't tell me you can't forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect, no
I hate that I let you down
And I feel so bad about it
I guess karma comes back around
'Cause now I'm the one that's hurting, yeah
And I hate that I made you think
That the trust we had is broken
So tell me you can forgive me
'Cause nobody's perfect, yeah, yeah, whoa
Don't tell me, don't tell
Don't tell me you can't forgive me
No, no, no, no
'Cause nobody's perfect, no
Saturday, July 16, 2011
random photo(vacation)
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
星国
去了2个旅游胜地...
下一次准备走进民间!!!
那边不但有first class facilities,
那边的人民也有first class mentality...
中规中矩...
不乱丢垃圾...
不乱过马路...
司机也不乱闯红灯...
在mrt,
乘客要不是用耳机听歌，就是玩手机游戏，再不然闭目养神...
还有，
厕所很清洁....XD
下一次准备走进民间!!!
那边不但有first class facilities,
那边的人民也有first class mentality...
中规中矩...
不乱丢垃圾...
不乱过马路...
司机也不乱闯红灯...
在mrt,
乘客要不是用耳机听歌，就是玩手机游戏，再不然闭目养神...
还有，
厕所很清洁....XD
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
satan
he is the Satan...
he spoils my everything...
he spoils my freedom...
he spoils my happiness...
he rules everything...
he blames everything and everyone...
he is nowhere...
die...
no...
i must curse him half to death!!!
he spoils my everything...
he spoils my freedom...
he spoils my happiness...
he rules everything...
he blames everything and everyone...
he is nowhere...
die...
no...
i must curse him half to death!!!
道路使用恶习
1. 从车上往外丢垃圾
2. 打左边讯号灯，后来却转右
3. 驾车一直踏break的司机
4. motorcyclist不断改换车道
5. 红灯转绿时几乎才刚睡醒，青灯是驾得蚂蚁般地慢，红灯时才来闯红灯的人。。。凸
6. 明明驾得蚂蚁般地慢，却在快速车道上行驶
7. 割车时，和被割的车排排行
8. 没打讯号灯就转了
9. 误导的路牌
10. 时速牌-连续2个，一个60km/h、一个80km/h，看80km/h是最后面的时速牌，就驾80km/h，结果还是中"saman"
11. 在车祸现场放缓车速，抄车牌买4D、TOTO，结果后面的车龙排得有几长就有几长
12. 无牌司机玩命驾驶（他们不要命、但我还要）
13. 驾车时，看帅哥美女，不是看路。。。
14. 从左边或右边的路转出来，看到你车速挺快还是钻出来，还给你驾个时速20km/h到40km/h而已
15. 路上有几十条路线，擦掉的路线又擦不均，晚上或下雨天驾车时就真的吃自己了
16. 路灯装了几十个，能用的就只有一两个，装了又鬼用啊？？？
17. 联邦公路却没有路灯
18. 让人摸不着头绪的红绿灯
19. 为造一条高超的火车轨道而造的小路，还几难行驶以下的
20. 不在motor专用车道行驶的motorcyclist，誓死都要和你在汽车专用车道上决一胜负
21. 突然间有一粒足球从路边的足球场滚到车道上
22. 要转右，却转换车道到最左边车道，后来。。。想都知道
23. 准备转右，却停在路中间，要直行的车辆就无辜地被逼排队
24. 永远都还在施工的道路
25. 打着右边讯号灯，却迟迟不转
26. 让人匪夷所思的道路
27. 一辆车park 2个parking lot...
28. （空白）
28. （空白）
等我想到了再加，如果你也想加，留言吧~
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
人造烟霾
发现我家住宅区的人。。。
很喜欢公开焚烧。。。
易燃的、能烧的、不能烧的。。。
他们统统都拿去烧。。。
日烧夜烧。。。
搞到整个住宅区灰蒙蒙的。。。
垃圾、树叶都算了。。。
塑料、轮胎也拿去烧。。。
燃烧时所释放的化学毒烟。。。
危害人体。。。
真不懂他们懂不懂。。。
即时不懂，
也应该不能忍受那味道吧~~~
除非他们早就丧失嗅觉了。。。
此地不宜久留。。。
不然，
不是死于癌症、就是死于其他病症。。。
auntie and ah ma
最受不了的就是三姑六婆。。。
三八的很。。。
唯恐天下不乱。。。
不但时时注意你家的动静（还光明正大地瞪大眼睛盯着你家门！！！）
还记录下来。。。
在家做些什么、几点出门、几点回家。。。
她们都料如指掌。。。
然后呢~~~
就和他们的同党报告。。。
报告中还有一些“如有雷同，纯粹巧合”的剧情。。。
加油添酱。。。
一传十、十传百。。。
就这样，
好事不出门、谣言传千里。。。
真的很想知道她们的脑袋里是什么做的、都装些什么。。。
想象力真的是达到了神的境界。。。
如果她们去写剧本，
肯定能夺得“最佳编剧人奖”。。。
（她们写的movie或drama，恕我不去捧场，我对那故事内容情节没抱着多大的兴趣，一丁点都没！！！）
现在，
我最想做的事情是，
把她们的嘴巴glue起来！！！
三八的很。。。
唯恐天下不乱。。。
不但时时注意你家的动静（还光明正大地瞪大眼睛盯着你家门！！！）
还记录下来。。。
在家做些什么、几点出门、几点回家。。。
她们都料如指掌。。。
然后呢~~~
就和他们的同党报告。。。
报告中还有一些“如有雷同，纯粹巧合”的剧情。。。
加油添酱。。。
一传十、十传百。。。
就这样，
好事不出门、谣言传千里。。。
真的很想知道她们的脑袋里是什么做的、都装些什么。。。
想象力真的是达到了神的境界。。。
如果她们去写剧本，
肯定能夺得“最佳编剧人奖”。。。
（她们写的movie或drama，恕我不去捧场，我对那故事内容情节没抱着多大的兴趣，一丁点都没！！！）
现在，
我最想做的事情是，
把她们的嘴巴glue起来！！！
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